Matt and I are moving to Italy.
We won the lottery.
And I bought myself an iphone.
Matt went golfing with Tiger Woods. And Mila Kunis drove the golf cart.
Oh and Rob Pattinson told me he liked my hair.
Then he gave me a sweet car from the set of New Moon because they had too many.
And to celebrate I made lasagna better than real Italians make it.
Joshua Jackson said it was the best meal he’d ever had.
I also managed to paint my nails without getting polish all over the place.
Then I wiggled my nose and waved my hands around and the apartment cleaned itself up.
Man I really have to stop telling lies. Rob actually told me he LOVED my hair :)
Anything you wish was true these days? Or am I the only one with too much time to think about ridiculous things like that?