Dear Target, Stop Being Awesome.

by katelin on October 17, 2013

No seriously. Stop it. I can’t stop buying stuff from you. It’s ridiculous. My wallet (purchased from you) is slowing crying. My Target credit card bill is higher than my regular credit card. Apparently this is what I do, I buy things from you and I CANNOT STOP.

In the past three weeks I’ve purchased the following:

Two throw pillows for our guest room. Much to Matt’s chagrin.

Two shirts. One of which I can’t stop wearing!
#ootd 10.17.13A Pumpkin Cheesecake scented candle. Because of course I need more candles! Pumpkins! Yum! Smelly!

This cake stand. I don’t even make cakes. But I’ve always wanted a cake stand. So I got it. Someone send help. I need an intervention.

This purse (IN LOVE). It’s my new every day purse. And it’s WONDERFUL.
Purse!

Keith Urban’s new CD. Because of course I still buy CDs. I mean, it’s KEITH. The man practically owns my musical soul.

Baby clothes. I know Target, you probably think I already have a kid with all the baby things I buy. Alas I do not. But that doesn’t stop me from stocking up for friends with new babies and older babies, and BABY CLOTHES ARE SO CUTE.

 

So Target, cut it out. Take a break on the cuteness okay? My wallet needs a break.  I still love you way more than I should and promise I’ll only cheat on you a little bit with World Market. Ah.

 

Any fun buys for you lately? Do you have a Target obsession like mine?

 

Wait don’t tell me. I don’t need to get any ideas. Someone just take my credit card away.

 

 

 happy thursday!

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