[inspired by my BFF Jen's hilarious post]
- That’s too much cheese for one meal.
- Oh let me clean the bathroom please.
- Of course I’ll drive.
- More zucchini please.
- I have a really busy day tomorrow so I should probably go to bed now.
- I think I’ll watch just ONE episode of Sons of Anarchy tonight.
- Keanu Reeves should probably stop making movies, I won’t watch them anyways.
- I just love political ads.
- A port-a-potty? Yes!
- Let’s go climb an actual mountain, or a rock wall.
- I wish I could wear pants all of the time.
- I wish my alarm clock would go off even earlier.
- Beer or wine? I’ll take a beer please.
- Ohmygod weddings are the worst.
- Sunday nights are the best!
- Naps are for losers.
What won’t you be saying any time soon (or ever)?
happy thursday!
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Love this. Jen’s was funny too. Might have to steal it!
“I love the Kardashians!”
I love YOU, Allison. Ha.
Haha, love!!! And of course Keanu made the list.
“There’s a BOMB. On the BUS.”
Ha, this is super cute!
Mine would be:
Yeah, let’s order the eggplant.
Don’t worry honey, I’ll take out the trash this time.
I wish I had a dog.
HAHA Love your list. I wish Keanu would make more movies, don’t see him enough!
My list:
I’d rather wash dishes by hand than use the dishwasher.
No dessert for me, thanks.
The dentist office smells nice.
I love this! Mine:
I LOVE the dentist!
Oh, I’ll clean up the vomit!
No, it’s MY turn to change G’s diaper.
More mushrooms, please!
“I’ll take it in white”
“I can’t wait to clean the bathroom!”
Yeah there really can never be too much cheese!
HA HA HA OMG I love this. especially the one about the driving. Love you.