It’s Oscar time!

Oh the Oscar’s. One of my most favoritest days of the year! Seriously, I love the Oscar’s. Ah! I just get giddy thinking about it again, haha.

I sort of live blogged but obviously didn’t post it but alas that’s what today’s post is for! So I bring you my recap of the Academy Awards…

Damn I missed most of the red carpet! Thank goodness for websites posting it all manana.

Kaaaate! Okay love the dress, love, love. So chic.

Penelope didn’t you wear a dress like that two years ago? Yeah just minus feathers I’m pretty sure you did.

Oh Robert Downey Jr. you look dashing…mmmmdashing.

Ohmygosh is that all of the kids from Slumdog Millionaire?!?! They are so freakin adorable I just want to give them all a hug, squuueeeee in the cuteness!

Oh and Freida seriously you look amazing. Love this, I could never rock it, but you look lovely.

Oh hey Angelina, wearing black today? Why am I not surprised. But hey I guess the green bling is a step in the right direction…I sort of love the bling.

Annnnd on to the show! Yesssss.

Oh hey Hugh, you’re awesome please tell me you’re going to sing, please!?

Yesss a song! A great montage song! An opening that I can’t stop laughing at. Ah Anne! Heart you. Seriously when are you going to do another musical (and please not Ella Enchanted 2)?

“I am Wolverine!” Yes! Best ending ever! haha.

Aw Penelope, congrats. Even though I voted for Amy, you’re still pretty good too.

Ohmygosh Tina Fey and Steve Martin, best intro ever. Hilarious.

Helloooooooooooooooooo Rob Pattinson. How are you doing with those smoldering eyes? Yummm. Oh and hey Amanda Seyfried, you look nice too. But seriously, mmmmmRob.

Joaquin Phoenix at the Oscar’s? Haha, Ben Stiller yes! Amazing, seriously amazing.

Okay people musicals have been making a comeback for a while, but I always love a good song and dance number.

Aw yay Heath. Yes the tears are streaming. An award he definitely deserved.

Is anyone there not streaming tears? Yeah I don’t think so. Even the golden couple are tearing up.

Okay I can’t listen to his family talk any more it’s making me sob and I’m already on sick meds.

Oooh la la Alicia Keys I want your dress. Va va voom! And that color!? Divine woman, divine.

Only three songs nominated this year and we get a medley? WTF Academy?

How did I just realize that Leo is missing tonight? LEOOOOOOOO, why didn’t you come??

Aw Anne Hathaway you are so cute, getting teary whenever the camera is on you or someone mentions your name. Man I want to be your friend.

Okay scratch that, every nominee that gets a mention gets teary, it’s sort of endearing.

Seriously Halle Berry do you ever not look stunning?

Sophia what the heck happened to your face? Wowza.

Nicole, what bird did you stuff into your dress? I mean really.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!! Oh yes I squealed! And Matt just jumped…and then laughed at me. But ahhhhhhhhh yaaaaaaaaaaaaay Kate! You are amazing. Heart you. Heart!

Adrien Brody what the eff is going on with your hair? And your face? Seriously.

Oh hello Rob, I see you sitting over there behind whatshisface. Having a good night? Man you look dreamy.

Annnd I got it right, Sean for the win. Way to tell all those prop 8 people to shove it.

Next up, waiting for Sean to annouce that he’s running for some political office, haha.

Ooooh Robyn Wright Penn you look dashing and such a proud wife….er not wife…er I have no idea what you guys are any more.

Annnd Slumdog Millionaire for the win!

Oh my gosh those kids are adorable it’s making my uterus hurt! Seriously I have no idea what they just said in their speech, but yay!

Ooooooh and previews for this year! Ohgoodgracious I just got so excited. What a great way to end the Oscar’s, previews for the year. And of course I’ll keep going to the movies Hugh, will you go with me?

And that my friend’s is my Oscar recap. Yeah I know I missed a bunch but this post could go on for days, haha. Anyhoo, did you watch the show? What was your favorite part? Favorite winner?

happy tuesday!