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Dear half marathon,
Please oh please don’t kick my ass this Sunday. I’ve been prepping for a while now and I feel ready so please oh dear please don’t kick my ass.
my sore hamstring
Dear California weather,
Please make up your damn mind. First it’s hot, then it’s rainy, now it’s sort of coldish and windy, and now it’s supposed to get in the 80s. WTF!? It’s November, give me some November weather already okay? Is that too much to ask? Sweet. Thanks.
To the crazy Twilight fans,
Stop being so damn crazy! And stop bombarding all these mall appearances and leave poor Rob and company alone. It almost freaks me out a bit. However your craziness also makes me look less and less like a superfan and I sort of love it. So thanks in a way, thanks.
a not so obsessed Twilighter
Dear Rob and Kristen,
Seriously you two are just so cute together and I haven’t even seen the movie yet and I just love seeing you two together. And the outtake pictures from the Vanity Fair shoot….loooove!
one of your biggest non-crazed fans
Oh my Matt,
I know you are probably (okay not probably definitely….) are getting annoyed with my latest Twilight obsession and huge crush on Rob Pattinson but do know you’re still my Numero Uno, El Fuego of all of my el Fuegos, the best of the best and my favorite of all my favorites. So yeah you should probably just get used to my obsession and love me anyways okay? Sweet. Thanks. Love you!
your sweet chinchilla
Why oh why oh why did you have to leave!?!? I have yet to call your cell so I don’t exactly know where you went, but please still be cutting hair! I only trust so many people with my hair and it’s scary to start all over again. I need you to cut my hair!
Do something. I don’t know what I’m waiting for or what I want you to do, but I feel like something is coming and I don’t know what that is. But I’m ready. Just so you know.
Why aren’t you Friday?