Where’s the strap?

No really, where is it?!? First Vanessa Williams’ stylist forgot to add a strap to create a fashion masterpiece and now Scarlett. WTF ladies?! Did your seamstress run out of fabric or did you purposely choose to give your dress an identity crisis? I know it’s just screaming”Am I strapless dress or do I need another strap? I can’t decide! Ah! Give me a mocha!”

And don’t even get me started on her tattoo. Oh man. I hope it’s fake, I really do. Just click on the picture for a bigger image and you’ll see what I’m talking about. And don’t get me wrong, I am a ScarJo fan (heck I just saw The Nanny Diaries…not half bad…but moving on), but I just think she needs a style check every once and a while. And these one strap dresses are basically driving me crazy!

Ah. Okay. Moving on. Sort of. Will Ferrell, I heart you. You crack me up. Even if your characters are all the same. But why, why did you wear this last night??

Now I’m not a fashion expert or anything, but ummm. Did you join Scientology? A Cult? A gospel choir? Really Will? Oh well. At least your commercials for Old Spice will keep me laughing with you…

And most importantly… tonight is the return of AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL! Woot. You know you’re excited. I think Jamie sums it up best, haha, love it.

Be Fierce!